to whomever says shoot boxing is a boring scroll

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  1. KumaSleepingBag

    KumaSleepingBag New Member

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    shoot boxing may be a "basic ***** ass scroll" worshipped by losers who try to win internet points by beating people up in a dying mmo, but the numbers don't lie. every 1v1er has used shoot boxing extensively during their rumble fighter careers. but why is that?

    the answer is obvious. shoot boxing is fun!!

    while your fancypants scroll may have the cool slip dash that can zip past your enemies, all you end up accomplishing is teleporting around like some kind of weeaboo. on the other hand, shoot boxing is equipped with powerful hitstun, fluid eyecandy animations, no useless combos that only make the move list longer, and lots of high impact sexual violence contained in one kick combo, making it a scroll that delivers results. and there's nothing more fun than results. "b-but the fun is in the journey, not the destination!" is the kind of bullcrap you'd retort with if you weren't already rendered a lifeless corpse by a shoot boxing user. in the end, what's truly fun is simply pounding the everloving carats out of your opponents.

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    i don't know man, the journey to the afterlife doesn't seem fun at all

    however, shoot boxing is not without its flaws. it is still completely capable of mutilating literally anything, but after all these years, its age has begun to show. shoot boxing doesn't have the bells and whistles that every new scroll has: the ground hits, the special grabs and counters, the run Gs, the insane midair knockback, the protected launchers—you name it.

    that's where Murekwon SE™ comes in. do you like shoot boxing but can't help but feel that it doesn't match up to the newer scrolls? or do you simply want to use shoot boxing without having to face the stigma of being a ******* *****-faced cocksucking ******* faggot *****? lucky for you, with Murekwon SE™'s patented Spinning Punches™ and Ax-Kicks™, you can truly Smother Your Competition™. the bear fighting style has been revitalized in this vicious scroll. Murekwon SE™'s legendary 6-input punch combo gives your victims no time to breathe as you mercilessly slaughter them and its protected double launcher will ensure that your victims will remain victims. the brutal ground hit is powered by Ax-Kicks™, giving it the blockstun that will make your enemies think twice about hitting that saver input. to top it all off, Murekwon SE™ includes a powerful custom grab that will shatter your opposition's necks and morale. When You've Got Murekwon, You've Already Won™. so, what are you waiting for? support Murekwon SE™ today!
     
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    Starberry Community Moderator (RuF) Discord Admin (RuF & 9D) Forum Moderator

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  3. Shina

    Shina Creator of Shattering Hand

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    jk i actually have it and its pretty dope
     
  4. HumoLoco

    HumoLoco Clean Up Crew

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    I can beat shoot boxing with my **** dragon. :>
     
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  5. Tides

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    Shoot boxing is boring.
     
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  7. KarateMan

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    O hot
     
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    TheDL6Incident Creator of Buki

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    Support Underdog.
     
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  9. MintyIce

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    I like to use weak scrolls so I have a better satisfaction of killing them even though my scroll is weaker.
     
  10. madaravxxvx

    madaravxxvx New Member

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    Shoot boxing is mad smooth in its punches and it can createad pressure heck ya shoot boxing beast the people crying about it is trash nhaaer who got to stay in nhaa cause they can't step foot in any other stage accept Nhaa no hit at all LOL
     
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    M4cropod Well-Known Member

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    This won't help you get the Noel Set though :/
     
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    TheDL6Incident Creator of Buki

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  13. LilPastry

    LilPastry Well-Known Member

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    Boy you sure did type a lot of words to be incorrect you basic *****


    Shoot boxing is boring

    Punch

    Punch punch

    Punch

    Punch punch punch

    Punch

    punch

    Punch punch punch kick

    Gee ******* whillikers that sure is exciting
     
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  14. SacredSwordJr

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    The k combo is sht sht reocvery
     
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  15. SacredSwordJr

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    You denying the truth sht sht player :l
     
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  16. fixicebreaker

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    yeah when you get rekt by the kick combo you will never recover
     
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  17. Draygashi

    Draygashi World Record (Al Hata), CUC

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    Takes no skill to use.
     
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  18. Deltro

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    Shoot boxing has been and still is one of the most brain-dead scrolls in the entire game.
     
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    my name is noelsetsupporter8 and i support this thread
     
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