Tell your best joke

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  1. BloodNinja

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    BloodNinja, Apr 26, 2016
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    No idea what are u talk about to lmao.

    When humo read precious man-pearls decommissioned be like
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    HumoLoco, Apr 26, 2016
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    I meant vasectomy. Its funny you put the destroyers there because I thought in the back of my mind that someone would pull that...You do not disappoint MrLoco.
     
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    ooo i thought so. i dont have any sperm switch off/on sorry son. it's too expensive and risk af. lmao.
     
    HumoLoco, Apr 26, 2016
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    Having a child 5,000 $
    Having to pay child support for said child 100,000$ (depending on circumstance)
    Having to pay your lawyer to prove that it isn't yours in court 0$

    Having no sperm count to impregnate her in the first place : Priceless

    for everything else there's [​IMG]
     
    RumbleNomad, Apr 27, 2016
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    Lmaoooo. I had sex but never had kids. My sperm are so weak only 1% chance to get pregent because of my gene. I never had issued these so gg? :>
     
    HumoLoco, Apr 27, 2016
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    ...I have nothing to say to that.
     
    RumbleNomad, Apr 27, 2016
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    Gg u da my best friend :>
     
    HumoLoco, Apr 27, 2016
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    So any sex can use this bathroom? So I can take a **** while a girl does her business? Lol **** what a time to be alive
     
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    here's ma joke
    I fked ur mom last night what u gonna do bout it.
     
    akai99, Apr 27, 2016
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  11. RumbleNomad

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    thats unisex bathrooms, one day we'll reach Star-ship trooper level with unisex locker rooms.
     
    RumbleNomad, Apr 27, 2016
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    What's the one thing Black people hate about the government?

    Executive Branch
     
    pr0dz, Apr 27, 2016
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    Your mom at night with your dad :) you know why that's funny ? Bcuz your dad is a ***.....
     
    DinoRF, Apr 27, 2016
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    What do you call a black priest?

    Holy ****.
     
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    ur shoe game
     
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    9gvhr1x.jpg
     
    Deltro, Apr 27, 2016
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    What do all policemen need?
    A rest
     
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    9/11 . . . ;> :v !
     
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    AND FUTURAMA
     
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