Proudest Achievements Thread

I'm a forum nerd.

 

no fap challenge

 

1. Challenger in League of Legends
2. GrandMaster in Overwatch
3. Legend in Hearthstone
4. A good friend to Dyrus after meeting him in a random league solo queue game
5. Playing with/against Faker several times while he was in NA server this year. It was fun.

 

The only achievement on here is meeting a celebrity... which really isn't something you have to work for. Everything else is just a basic human function/task. As for attractiveness. You don't achieve it, you just have it.

 

tfw you're not a basic human

james if you did that i refuse to believe you are human

 

I'm jealous. Faker is love, Faker is life lol.

 

Who on God's green earth showers twice a day? Do you have any idea how bad that is for your skin and hair? It dries your skin all out to heck so you'd have to use hella lotion all the time to have decent skin and it's ridiculously bad for your hair too, ugh I can't even imagine all the split ends.

Anyway, best achievement IRL is probably my STEM certification in Mechatronics.
Online, probably my 1 hour 37 minute speedrun of dark souls 2 current patch. Been meaning to get back to that and try and break one hour (current WR is 52 minutes) but didn't bother because dark souls 3 came out.

 

i'm not a human i'm a 2d grill like you

 

Where the highlights at

 

Grown men(especially if you're athletic) are suppose to shower twice a day cuz they sweat.

 

... I shower twice a day, sometimes even thrice. Mainly because I'm very paranoid when I go out and I'm in contact with these filthy disgusting people that don't know what soap and sanitizer is

 

or you could just, you know, shower after you're done being all sweaty for the day. and get some dang deodorant. men's health has said that you should shower every day, but if you're job's not labor intensive you could go 2 to 3 and be peachy. glamour magazine says that if you have a labor intensive job or work out for an hour or more a day, then shower once per day. time magazine points out that TOO MUCH showering can be bad for your health, to the point that an assistant professor in dermatology is quoted as saying "I think most people over-bathe." the natural oils on your skin are actually helpful provided they aren't in excess, and your skin has bacteria on it that support the immune system and too much bathing can get rid of that. that assistant professor says most people should only be showering once or twice a week!

I shower every day because of my job (I come home sweaty every day and smell entirely of dogs), but MOST people don't have to, and even for me it's not beneficial but potentially even harmful.

Edit: Sources.
http://time.com/4259559/shower-soap-hygiene/
http://www.glamour.com/story/how-often-should-you-shower
http://www.menshealth.com/health/how-often-should-you-shower

 

Not everyone the same, some people can sweat through deodorant. I can sweat in below 30 degrees with a jacket or not.

 

If I have a backpack my back is going to look like Niagara falls too. I torture myself by only wearing a sweater

 

I used to sweat out pus for 6 months and it would ruin my shirt.

 

pus? df

 

yea, I would leak out pus and sweat the whole day when I was sick. 18(20 now) was the worst year of my life, don't always believe docs.

 

rip

 

wtf why no server maintenance announcement where did our winter update go

 

**** the winter update
more boxes pls