I wish I had a girlfriend tbh

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  1. Yifftopia

    Yifftopia Well-Known Member

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    I broke up with "sammi"
     
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    I'm uploading the exposure video on pornhub
     
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    Yifftopia Well-Known Member

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    Nopls
     
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    edating?
     
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    Date me for RC
     
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    Yifftopia Well-Known Member

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    Let's rub our mustaches together before trump throws us out of murica
     
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    I wanna throw up even more than I already do just thinking about that
     
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    Reminds me of my ex dating me b/c I looked like some pierce the viel guy. I was (and still am) ugly asf
     
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    I don't think I want to edate anymore but I feel like it's going to happen anyways. I'll probably find someone in one of my NSFW RP twitters
     
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    LMFAO MEXICAN CHILL. DONT MAKE OUR KIND LOOK LIKE SALSA LOOKIN FAGS(Jk xD)

    But for real though just give the girl you like a present. Try getting close to her(In a social way) Then once the time is ready seal it with a kiss. That's what I did. :)
     
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    +1
     
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    I want it to happen only because I will not find a girl with similar interests around me. Girls online care for personality, not the same when it comes to irl. Image is everything irl. I'm not tall, handsome with blue eyes and golden hair. I got curly hair, light brown eyes, 5'3 and 18p lbs. This isn't also counting the fact that I'm in North Carolina where Hispanics are uh.. "not wanted".

    Honestly, if I lived in Florida I wouldn't be saying any of this. Different people there, more Yasser I can associate myself with
     
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    You don't want to be looking for a female in Florida. Miami area anyway.
     
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    The ***** I dated (white chick) only dated Mexican guys. Not my fault
    Was it me?
     
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    Let Scoobs help you out



    this may be a huge deal breaker, for some reason most women dont take short men seriously



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    there are women out there that dont mind short men, you can do it bro, I believe in you!:D
     
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    I tend to look for shorter girls mostly.
     
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    Get a freakishly tall one, it will improve your son's genetics.
     
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