Is what my passport photo? Good grief, why don't you just do yo mama jokes or something. It would at least be different. I swear all of you fanboys must have a manual you read from. They probably sell it along with, "How To Play Victim When You're Losing An Argument", "Entitlement Culture And You", "How You Getting Offended Is Their Fault", "The Feminist Guide To Arguing With Horrible Men That Wont Let You Walk All Over Them", "Dodging Logic For Dummies", and "The Big Book of Troll Comments."