Do what you want, but he's likely too busy being a non-virgin and saving girls from purse thieves before he swoons them with song.
i am willing to bet my personally customized and extremely rare spongebob squarepants bugatti car bed that he is simply full o' crap!
just so you understand, i will not be giving this incredibly valuable piece of furniture back, as I will be too busy having profound amounts of intercourse with a wide variety of ethnicities and genders upon it.
u will not get the incredibly valuable piece of furniture in the first place squire, because u will lose the bet of this guy being full o' crap!