My idea of the perfect woman

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  1. Ripmaskedman

    Ripmaskedman Well-Known Member

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    the oriental female is almost perfect but they lack the "form" sprinkle a little african dna and ur able to make up for that lack of thicc
    case n point -BLASIAN
     
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    Indeed. African makes booty that's why they need African dna af. But with Asian will cover their ugly to make them perfect af.


    I have never see Asian and Mexican mix tho I would like to know what's they looked.
     
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    Asian + Mexican for Humo.jpg

    I believe she is 50% of asian and 50% of mexican
     
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    DAMN that's what i pictured it. I would 666/666 bang it af. I pray if she can cook and clean all my home af :>

    but sadly, I born in mexico, but I was told that my blood is the full of Spaniard not even aztec in my damn blood af. my family told me all of them are spaniard and racist to aztec af. :<
     
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    the perfect girl is tall and skinny

    so my girlfriend
     
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    Ripmaskedman Well-Known Member

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    weird flex but ok
    can we PLS STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN
    JUST TO PROVE IM AN INTELLECTUAL FEMINIST *NOT WHITE NIGHT*
    I ALSO FIND GIRLS LIKE THIS ATTRACTIVE!
     
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    hahahaha the time change i doubt new gen care anymore ^_^
     
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    ikr af gg.

    at least i can cook myself better than the rest of 10 star restaurants even vegas's famous restaurant too.
     
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    damn thats awesome, im planning on teaching myself how to cook this summer because I have been eating tasteless stuff for quite some time and it gets boring. I'd like to look forward to eating again like the old times haha faktz xD
     
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    cooking da food is really easy af. I can tell you how to cook food cuz if you have no knowledge of how to cook any food you will end up in risk da health af. My first time was to cook food without my damn mama and end up had a damn poison food LMAO
     
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    LOL yeah my mom has good food but she put so much salt and sugar in there so its very suspect as far as health goes xD food taste damn good though :>
     
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    Yea i made homemade adobo seasoning i stole from my friend's grandma's forbidden recipe, cuz its good for beef, fish, chicken, and pork, actually on everything once i sprinkle da adobo seasoning on all my foods af. even my parrot f**king wild to love pick a bit piece of all my foods.

    I love doing overcook on beef lmao cuz i love to chew like crazy ass. but i know how to make overcook beef into a juicy sauce af with no pinky ass. i hate pinky, rare medium, medium or whatever they dont know how to f**king cook a meat. Nobody can do that shet, because they know nothing about the potential of alcohol and wine af. Only i wanted all desert old fashion recipe af because i blame all my friends' grandma bake a damn homemade deserts to feed me i cannot stop eat them af THEY REFUSED TO SHARE ME WITH THEIR DAMN DESERTS RECIPE CUZ THEY WANTED MY FOOD RECIPE LMAO.
     
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    LOL! y they gotta be so stingy faktz xD
     
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    they cannot beat my best food af. I wanted their desert recipes, but they refused. I told them why you keep that secrets when you die how can you share with your own family if your family dont or dont want to cook your shet recipe for what? they got mad LOL but glad, i exchanged them recipe, my tamales and Humo's enchiladas and their desert recipes af.
     
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    yes it was worth becuz u have many of ur own recipes but none of theirs so if u give urs and take theirs now u have urs + theirs and so more recipes in your arsenal. very good choice imo faktz.
     
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    exactly. but once i take theirs to figure how to make the best version of theirs to create my own shet. Because I respect their cultures I dont like to steal their shet and claimed it was my own shet, and I have to do make my own that could be better than theirs.

    For example, you wanted to know my quesadilla beef recipe, but you gonna make your own quesadilla chicken recipe or make a different flavor of beef.
     
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    ohhhh i like that this way it is Humo original and something you can actually call your own. very nice faktz ^_^
     
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    indeed af. One day i gonna open food court mobile to earn SSS grade then i can slap SSS grade on all my humo foods af ;>
     
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