I got a new job guys!

Okay so like I know telling by my icon on the Forums i use I show a lot of clevage (even though i'm a guy gamer) but i'm more than what the eyes are to see because I'm a very smart person trust me just give me a chance! To prove this I got a job and i'm gonna tell you guys about it!

I got a job an application for a job as a stunt double in the company "RedTube" im assuming Youtube Red for being an actor in some scene with some other guy apparently. They weren't too specific on what I was doing but they said I had a very body for "flip-flopping other dudes" not sure if they were objectifying me but the pay looked great.
Yes I did do my research and I found out what the company was but i'm still questioning why not set me up with another girl since I identify as a straight male but oh well... #GoneForAFewDaysCuzWorkWillUpdateLater

 

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the only thing i hack is my diick size

 

How much they paying you? I wouldn't mess with guys if you're straight cuz you're going to get harassed 24/7 and they will ask you to do the weirdest things.

 

He not straight then.

 

me trying to find the joke

me realising the joke isnt funny

 

I dont see jokes in the tags and the tags have serious claims about exposing people.

they said enough to wipe my tears from the haters

....so viagra?

k here.

I sexually identify as a Ditto. I shift from sleeping with women to sleeping with dcks.

 

Youtube red sounds gr34t, i hope it g0es well

 

Stop telling us your life stories.

 

hater?

You dress very well :^)

 

Coolbeanz

 

coolbeanzcoffeehouse.com/

 

Nah speakin ma mind boi

 

Okay expert then what should I post?

 

Only yusuke can do that
(yes i changed this answer)

 

holy sh&it whats with the terrible picture quality on that website /cry

 

this is why we need starbucks :^(

 

starbucks is for losers who dont drink water