UF (aka) UnitedForces

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  1. exShadow

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    The league "UF" has formed. Shortened the old name "UnitedForces" in this RedFox version, due to max 8 characters limit which is stupid. Should have at least 12. Well, lets start -

    What is UF aka UnitedForces?
    UnitedForces is the noob league from Bardo. Formed with crazy kids and brain dead adults. UF might considered as UnitedFaps or UltimateFaggots, but NO, we are UnitedForces!

    Who are we?
    A bunch of noobs, newbies, nubs and nerds.

    Do we PK?
    No idea. Better ask the players from Bardo. Haters gonna hate.

    What we do?
    Well, we do.. hmm.. sort of.. eeeh.. Wait.. We don't know what we do. Just chilling and.. fapping.

    Do we help?
    Hell no! You are on your own in everything. Fk it.. We won't get you a panty when you are naked. Weeds so delicious, bruh.

    Are we active?
    After 10 years, we've grown up and now, already in working life. Yet still online in 9D at every hours we got.

    What is the league buff?
    What do you think? If you are lucky, will get 5% exp buff. If it matters you, UF ain't the one you want to come. Since we are small group, league buff sux as hell. Trust me, I guaranteed that... lol. We'll have to improve it time by time. ^^

    Do we cocky?
    Not really, just horny. [​IMG]

    What's our league rulez?
    WTF is that? Do what you like, but don't cry when karma bites you. [​IMG]

    What language we speak in league?
    Bruh, wee spake Engrish. Noh warries. Yu kan andarstend wat wee tock. Happi?

    What is the purpose of the league?
    Just to create community with the players we like and known for years, or cool enough to do sh!tz together with us.. may be orgy? If you've played on Bardo, I'm sure you know UF. You were either White or Black, Friends or Foes, but here in RedFox, I insist you join us just to enjoy the game.. Old grudge should be dead by now, ain't it? ^^

    What are the requirements to join?
    Sorry to say that this is only for human. Martian/Aliens are not allowed. As for human, IQ/EQ counts, BUT if you have sexy lips, big boobs, nice azz and curvy body, we don't consider the rest. *fap fap fap*
    Not for 12 years old stupid kid with big mouth. If you are one of such kid, go and ask money for ice-cream from your mommy/daddy and eat in the corner. What we have for you is giant sausage which could makes you scream. Oh, and if you like to cry for P2W shits and PK, well, grow up. We already grew up on it. Been there, done that, brah. Get over it. xD


    Who are masters/leaders to invite?
    Who care master or leader?! You are who you are, we are all the same - a bunch of **tards and fagg0ts under the name of UF. But to be the one in the team, you may PM those as below:

    BoT
    - Evolet
    - Visenya
    - afrohead
    - SpearMaster
    - skins

    HD
    - Ex
    - Ryie
    - Zamolxe
    - adryan86
    - Elise
    - Yushimao

    SF
    - Jad3Dragon
    - Mucifera
    - Kunoichi


    Does UF have forum?
    There you go : http://unitedforces.inmyclan.com.

    GG!

    Update: Thank you for contacts by in-game roars, PM, pigno, etc,. for having interest to join us. We are mainly inviting only those old Bardo nubs or old UF uglies on other versions. Or someone with recommendation from our existing jerks. We feel bad for new mofos who would like to join us. But hey, time by time, we'll get to know you well, fall in love with you and you get into exotic orgy journey along with us oneday.. who knows?! ;)
     
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  2. Pna1Dra6on

    Pna1Dra6on Active Member

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    Lol, this was too amusing. I like your recruitment tactics.
     
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  3. exShadow

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    But that's all true. xD We were like this since on Bardo. :p
     
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  4. Yushimao

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    Best shit I've read in years... Lol! Proud to be apart of UF!
     
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  5. exShadow

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    Welcome to UF, bro.

    Cheers!
     
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  6. xJazz

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    Hey Bros,

    ForceBlader here >)))))))))))))

    In game name> Jazz

    REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARDO
     
  7. tankundercover

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    You do have some recruitment skills Ex xD!
     
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  8. exShadow

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    hehehe... i was just telling the truth and thats who we are. xD
     
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  9. kobasica

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    Before we accept you in our community you will have to answer 3 simple questions:
    1. How many wanted have you killed?
    2. How many players have you killed?
    3. Why?
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    Walking dead joke... its similar for us tho xd
     
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  10. Celestialmom

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    Haha, that was entertaining to read!! Thanks for the laugh!
     
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    Haha, celestial mom still plays
     
  12. Gawda

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    what server is this on?
     
  13. cyberart

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    Yeah, they are still alive :) Greetings from germany >>TF/TF Black Label<<
     
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  14. Stereotyped

    Stereotyped Well-Known Member

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    Gross.
    Is that what supposed females on the 9 dragons laugh at? Damn, good thing I never talked with you guys.
    Would probably make me want to puke.
     
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  15. TrueShenLong

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    I remember some of those names in another league known as Destiny>Bardo>Acclaime
    A good time that will never come back
     
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  16. Stereotyped

    Stereotyped Well-Known Member

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    That's right, it will never come back. And what do we have left from it? Nothing.
     
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  17. AndiRU

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    Hahaha UF :D
    I remember the old days in Bardo...
     
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