The items names don't match the items. The My Waifu looks more human than an anime and the my girlfriend looks more anime than my waifu.
damn i am starting to feel sorry for you. you picked da wrong girlfriend? Why let her controlling you like that shet? I am the same as your shoes. my ex done that things to my old life. I am here to help you. oh right, you put us on your ignore list. Nothing can benefit you?
You're literally. And I mean literally. Disgusting. Please banish yourself, far far far far away. I go on a few month's hiatus and you're already back to your cringy attention seeking self, do I need to show you the way to the cage again doggie? No treats for you. Bad dog.