[Event] Summer Special [Ended]

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  1. Makhleb

    Makhleb Active Member

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    NuzzNuzz - My summer vacation was ruined when I trapped myself in this cabin to escape the foreskin gnomes hiding the forest. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes I can see them at night, peering into my windows from a distance. They think I don't know, but I can see the glinting of their eyes. Those cold, dead eyes. They can't get in, not with the lines of salt I've used to protect the windows and doors. But I cannot leave. No, I can never leave.

    I did this to myself. I came out here searching for them. I believed the tales preposterous and I came here to prove them false once and for all. Now I know better. I know they're real. I know what they're after. I know the lengths they'll go to to get what they want. And so I wait here with my dwindling supplies, hoping they'll lose interest. It is a war of attrition I will certainly lose.

    Gnomes do not need to sleep. I can hear them at all hours of the day. The distant scraping of dozens of cutting instruments. Never ceasing. Never resting. I hear it in my dreams and my nightmares. Scrape, scrape, scrape. And the laughing. Always laughing at jokes nobody told. Laughing at me and my foolishness and my desperate clinging to the hope that someone will come to my rescue. The noise is eroding my sanity. I cover my ears but I still hear it. They do it to torture me. To make me long for the gnomes' embrace that I may be spared the agony of expiration via starvation. I am certainly considering it.

    Going to run out of food soon. Enough for a few more days if I keep rationing it like I am. Writing is the only thing that keeps my mind off my growling stomach. Cabin fever is setting in. It's like the walls are closing in on me. Being crushed to death would be preferable to what would happen if I went outside. They know I'm going to crack soon. But I'll never give myself to them. Never.

    All the food's gone. I don't know what happened. I just saw it and I couldn't help myself. I was so hungry. It's gone now and soon I will be too. No food. No water. No hope. The cackling outside gets louder every day. They know the end is near. My ineptitude must be the funniest thing in the world to witness.

    Please God, strike me down. I can't take this anymore. I'm starving. I'm cold and alone. I can't sleep. I keep seeing things out of the corner of my eye that aren't there. They can't get in. I know they can't get in. But I can't stop feeling paranoid. This is unbearable.

    LEAVE ME ALONE

    Every day I wake up and wish I hadn't. I just want to die.

    Ate the cotton out of my pillow. Throat too dry to swallow. Still there.

    So hungry.

    End me
     
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  2. OchiSama

    OchiSama Clean Up Crew

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    My summer vacation was ruined when i saw an orgy of cats in my backyard when i took out the trash.
    I had to spray the yard with a hose so they could all leave, but they came back the next day.....
    IGN: IIOchiII (Those are i's)
     
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  3. KingPush

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    Ign kp407

    A: Ruined when I got in a car accident and I have to ride a bus and or call for rides from family and friends.
     
  4. xSanta17

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    My summer was ruined when I went to anime fest and met a cute cosplay girl we started to make out and she told me she was roleplaying the opposite gender. Safe to say I should have known when he was almost identical as Haku from Naruto.
    ( ya this was brutal cringe((transgender cosplayers are very popular)) )

    IGN:

    IMoonI

    (with two capital i's)

    reference to Haku :

    [​IMG]


    goodluck to everyone else LOL at least i didnt have such a huge bad summer like everyone
     
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  5. GotMilk

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    My summer vacation was ruined when I am trying to balance summer classes and work, while trying to live off of the 20$ a week I have saved after all my bills :(
    RIP IGN: Shrek
     
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  6. ughene

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  7. ughene

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    IGN:TDGughene my summer vacation was ruined when I dropped my wallet AT THE BANK and got my phone soaked in a pool.
     
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  8. Hercule

    Hercule Well-Known Member

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    My summer vacation was ruined when black lives continued to not matter.

    IGN: HoodPope
     
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  9. PatrickRF

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    My summer was ruined when school started.
    IGN: Patrick
     
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  10. M4cropod

    M4cropod Well-Known Member

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    My summer vacation was ruined when we went to Rome and saw the original, circular and legit 100% chunk of ruin that poses the Colosseum. We saw way more old shambles of structures from the Roman Empire after that as well, but my vacation was already...ruined.

    *YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
     
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  11. FluffyAnimal

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    My summer was ruined when the fire nation attacked.

    Ign: FluffyAnimal
     
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  12. Hyolyn

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    Winners

    tamirtov
    IIOchII
    AlexisTexas

    My Mom's Choice Award
    Zeptember

    Will be in contact with you all to arrange your prize.
    Thank you all for participating​
     
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  13. Makhleb

    Makhleb Active Member

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    Between this and no trade system this is the worst birthday I ever had
     
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  14. Wakfu

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    tamritov doesnt want it i do
     
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  15. tamirtov

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    tamirtov wants it.
     
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  16. M4cropod

    M4cropod Well-Known Member

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    That is what someone who doesn't want it would say
     
  17. TheIceman

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    I cant shtpost in a neat thread - whoops
     

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