Swag? What is this .. swag of which you speak? ..oh, its that move that confuses opponents but raises their attack?
What did you just say to me foolish mortal? you are no match to ever challenge me. If you dare come close to me ever again you will find yourself ina precarious situation. First I will lick your bootyhole, using my spit as lube, making way for my cranium. After this I’m going to stick my head up your ass and lick your rectum and slurp the feces out of your bowels. I will further shove my head farther into your body, eventually reaching your male genitalia. I will now release the huge amount of Taco Bell diarrhea from my mouth and it will exit from your urethra, leaving you to pee brown for the rest of your pitiful mortal life.