I'll butter your bread, boy. I'll frost your flakes, son. I'll taco ur bell, honey. Vote for my fashionista entry tho.
Whoah dood that other thread lied clearly you have a 15 inch monster blackzilla d0ng. A big floppy flopper. A towering tallywhacker. A Whoah momma whipstick. A bulging whambangler. A big ol noodley doodly.