Hello friends, I am 12 years old and graduated from Harvard University. I don't know why but I call certain people dogs; probably from an incident when I was younger. A gang of dogs attacked me for a piece of meat and proceeded to dry hump me for about twenty minutes. Conflicted with myself, I did not share this piece of news to my parents and as such constantly call others "dogs" as sort of a derogatory term despite being "man's best friend".
That is quite unfortunate to hear, I would love to help you with your phobia as I graduated from Harvard with a degree in psychology. I am very gifted with the human mind, and I can use 200% of my brain at any given time.
I believe dogs were invented in Antartica as a product of polar bears having intercourse with humans, and therefore dogs should be consumed to end world hunger!
My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high. I’ve never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my educated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the highest possible. No doubt your IQ is lower than mine, but please don’t feel stupid or insecure because of this, it’s not your fault. You’re probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank your lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you don’t bear the burden of brilliance like I have to. Being incredibly intelligent is a curse. This is not just one of the many astute observations I have every day, by the way, it is a fact recently confirmed by science.
Since I've been feeling assaulted lately, I must confine myself and raise walls in order to feel safe. Sadly, I'm not like any human: the evolution process in which i participated forbid me from using common language and coherent sentences to reply to my predators. In fact, my only defenses consist of creating and proclaiming a fake feeling of superiority over my opponents in order to partially overcome my fear of having social interactions with them. I often refer to using animal language because of my intellectual level being too high: forming sentences would, sadly, put others at a disadvantage since they wouldn't be able to understand my vocabulary. You see, I'm a man of science: I follow National Geographics on youtube and watch DIY on the daily. I'm obviously a superior entity, so superior that I need to tell everyone how smart I am. Woof
Ever since I was a boy, people with fairer complexions would subject me to harrasement and abuse. I became a distressed child, and this only worsened as I was violated by my uncle. But this all chained when I read a book by Neil Degrasse Tyson, I soon realized that I was the physical manifestation of Isaac Newton in the modern age. Soon, people began boring me as they could not keep up with my level of intellect, so therefore I learned how to communicate with dogs. Don't believe me? Woof woof woo wo woof bark. That means "I love you" in the dog language. Anyway, I quickly began to use the power of my mind to change the physical world around me, bending subatomic particles to do my will. And that is just the beginning of my story
Every single post on this thread is very supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ! It brings the question of how the scientific revolution of the 18th century helped evolve the human race into intellectuals into my head. How are we so developed, and so evolved and intelligent, but apes and kitty cats aren't? I feel like us as Humans, could be a lot more if we figured out an antidote for greed, wealth and porn. Most of the threads people make on here place emphasis on attention and cheap laughs. I believe the Rumble Fighter society have become addicted to buffoonery and clown like people. Once they have acquired one thing, they are immediately ready to desire the next thing that might suggest itself. Today, the object of desire is no longer satisfaction, but scrutiny itself. Although I believe there are a lot of sycophants on the rumble fighter forums, if we function in harmony we can find the cure and solution for such individuals.
Perhaps we are too concerned with the necessity of comforts of our own intellectual situation that we merely neglect those who desire to become enlightened like us. Take heathens in Africa for example, the complexity of their brain resembles that of a silverback gorilla. With the power of science and the art form of hentai we will educate the masses in Africa and lead them to future. I also believe that utilizing Lil Pump's gucci gang and the Richard and Mortimer will be an amazing influence on young Africans. Thank you and God bless
Bruh I feel ur pain There was a incident in 3rd grade where my friend was held down an titty fked by a cop now he calls cops as a derogatory term