Your best "Your mom" jokes.

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  1. TheDL6Incident

    TheDL6Incident Creator of Buki

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    No stealing jokes either, ,let's go.

    Your mom is so dumb, she thought Euthanasia was a Chinese boy scouts group.
     
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    Tides Well-Known Member

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    Your mom is so fat, when she sees a school bus full of white kids she yells "twinkie!"
     
  3. 271115

    271115 Well-Known Member

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    yo moma so dark she drinks water and pees coffee.
     
  4. tamirtov

    tamirtov Clean Up Crew

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    Your mom is so noob that she loses against me in a 1v1
    another joke on me
     
  5. SoarRF

    SoarRF Well-Known Member

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    ur mama doesnt respect women
     
  6. HumoLoco

    HumoLoco Clean Up Crew

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    your mama cooked GM Toast into a sexy french toast and she made you get banned.
     
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    pr0dz Well-Known Member

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    Yo momma so ugly when she logged in, we had a server's maintenance.


    LMFAO I USED THIS JOKE.. damn


    Yo momma so stupid, she tries to ddos by lighting her router on fire.
     
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    pr0dz Well-Known Member

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    Ya I realized (and I used that joke too) so I had to improvise
     
  9. Wakfu

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    your mom is so trash at 1v1 she lost against (insert fourmer/person who is getting smacked in 1v1s lately)
     
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  10. tamirtov

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    u ez
     
  11. Comoros

    Comoros Well-Known Member

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    Your mom’s never taken seriously because she created the biggest joke in all of humanity:


    You
     
  12. Deity

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    Your mom's so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror

    "Mirror, mirror on the wall... RUN BRO SHE COMING"
     
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    Your mom is so fat that when she walks around the house the TV loses its signal.
     
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