How good are you at basketball? (Be honest)

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  1. HumoLoco

    HumoLoco Clean Up Crew

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    I used to be play basketball.

    I can play both defense and offense.

    I da tank defense player tho and tank centers player.
    I cant do long shooting well but i can do 100% short shoot on the hoop never had missing in my life. Because I dont aim to the hoop, I aim to the square one. Most of them aim to the hoop are 100% chance to missing.
    I am good at passing but cant do dribbling. I totally **** at dribbling.
    I am good at stealing da ball, cuz I love da ball my coach told me catch da ball he will treat me the best like a dog.
    I running so slow ass, because i hate sport in the first place.

    I am type of lazy player but always best to perform the support for my team.
     
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  2. LordSea

    LordSea Well-Known Member

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    what?
    i don't see anything wrong with the D-League lol
     
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  3. Flamekiller

    Flamekiller Glacial Master & Clean Up Crew

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    If you watch basketball the Cavs and the Spurs get many of their players from the d league.
    Demarre Carroll makes 13 million and Delly makes 9 million, both used to be in the d league.
    Jonathon Simmons is a great bench player.
     
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  4. Flamekiller

    Flamekiller Glacial Master & Clean Up Crew

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    Makes 2 Million year off youtube and gets wrecked by 15.
    He would of lost to my brother too since he allows alot of 3 point shots.
     
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  5. HumoLoco

    HumoLoco Clean Up Crew

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    na that guy gonna lost me for real.
     
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  6. M4cropod

    M4cropod Well-Known Member

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    And Chandler Parsons earns a max contract, while putting up 5 points from the bench.

    Hassan Whiteside was in the D-League and now got a max contract with the Miami Heat, also Danny Green is a good player who came from there as well.
     
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  7. M4cropod

    M4cropod Well-Known Member

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    Wow, that was bad to watch. Their athleticism rivals mine ^^
     
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  8. KyleVii

    KyleVii New Member

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    Im talking about this guy saying that hes good enough for the D league,
    Total ******** lmao.
     
  9. KyleVii

    KyleVii New Member

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    Talking about how he says hes good enough for the D league.
    ******** LMAO
     
  10. WiseSohan

    WiseSohan Active Member

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    Im probably an 89 overall.
    I am like the best in my neighborhood...
     
  11. Shana

    Shana Creator of Heartseeker, SF, IAS, BD & CC

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    I remember one time, I tried to slap the basketball off someone's hands, and I got called out for that. Not sure if it's a rule that I cannot slap the basketball off someone's hand.

    The way I usually do it, is I try to time it, so if the ball touches the floor while the dude is dribbling, the moment it tries to bounce back to their hand, I slap it away. I got in trouble for doing that for some reason -___-
     
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